People Are Dumb

Whenever I travel, I end up somewhere craving some tasty wings. This usually ends up with me going to google with a search with something like "best wings in xyz" So, here I am in Las Vegas and I do my search and turn up this page:

Best Chicken Wings Vegas - Travelocity

Now, when people say things like "Bud Light is the best beer" or "Buffalo Wild Wings rocks" or "Hooters has the most phenomenal breasts... Of chicken, git it? huh huh huh" I first want to punch you in the face, real hard. But, then I feel sad because I realize life will pass this person by without them ever really living it. Life's short, folks, enjoy great wings and quality beer.

BJ's Brewhouse - San Jose, CA

The tipoff of "boneless" should have been clue #1. The fact they are a chain should have been clue #2. 8 breaded and fried pieces of chicken. Clue #3.

Don't smell that great and very small. Let's dig in.






This is the Exxxxtra Hot. This is pretty weak on the heat scale. Not to mention, zero sauce. The wingman would be pissed.

It's almost like spicy nuggets from Wendy's. I would be pissed if I were paying for these. Oh wait, I am... Shit. If only the wings were as good as the jukebox.

Order 1 Extraaaaa Hot
Size 2
Prep 2
Taste 2.5
Total 6.5

Fifty Fifty Brewing - Truckee, CA

Smell oh my hot. Can't wait to dig in. Very small in size, though. And 7 for 10 bones. Better be good!








Not so good. Soggy prep and weird aftertaste. It's like the wings were par cooked and steamed. Heat is good, but not great. Pass says me. But have the beer, it's fantastic!

Size 2
Prep 2
Taste 3
Total 7

Birmingham Bridge Tavern

Familiar territory, I know. We've been here before, but I was in the mood for some Eric the Red, so here it goes.

Wings show up, great size and good sauce. The spicy smell of goodness coming off these wings, can't wait to eat.



Yum diggity. Cooked great and a really nice sauce. A far cry from the last time we were here. I'm gonna put down the phone and eat more!

While last time found us with salty wings that were under sauced, these were spot on. My belly is full and a smile is on my face. Not to mention a tingle in my lips, great hang time.

Size 4
Prep 5
Taste 4
Total 13